I have consulted a professional... err... okay, I might have mentioned my unfortunate JELL-O incident from last week while I was getting waxed.
I did talk about it. It seemed... uh... appropriate.
Anyway, I just happened to still have the photos of the "pube in question" still on my iPhone and my new friend The Esthetician suggested she view them in order to determine for herself the source.
Her professional opinion: chest hair. She really truly feels this may have been a chest hair and not a pubic hair. (Isn't a chest hair just a FORM of a pubic hair?)
I guess she does deal with a lot of hair. She would probably know. I told her I would update the blog... let my readers know... etc.
Here's the thing. I don't FUCKING feel any better. I don't really want a chest hair in my JELL-O either.