Sunday, August 8, 2010

Pubic Hair Contaminated JELL-O Update:

I have consulted a professional... err... okay, I might have mentioned my unfortunate JELL-O incident from last week while I was getting waxed.

Fine!

I did talk about it.  It seemed... uh... appropriate.

Anyway, I just happened to still have the photos of the "pube in question" still on my iPhone and my new friend The Esthetician suggested she view them in order to determine for herself the source.

Her professional opinion:  chest hair.  She really truly feels this may have been a chest hair and not a pubic hair.  (Isn't a chest hair just a FORM of a pubic hair?)

I guess she does deal with a lot of hair.  She would probably know.  I told her I would update the blog... let my readers know... etc.

Here's the thing.  I don't FUCKING feel any better.  I don't really want a chest hair in my JELL-O either.

9 comments:

Rexie said...

You are so funny! Even though you weren't trying to be, and the topic is anything but, this still made me laugh. You sometimes have an acerbic tone to your writing when you are describing the absurd that results the sort of wry humor I find irresistable. I think chest hair qualifies as a pube. But no thanks to that picture. The cottage cheese I had for breakfast is curdling because of it. hahaha

liz said...

I really, really hope that picture was Photoshopped to add the hair on the chest! Eek!

Bebe said...

Oh, my eyes! My delicate eyes! *plucks eyes from orbs*

Raye said...

oooh that chick is hot... where can I find her? mmm hairy boobies... lmao!

Rexie said...

For crimey's sake, El, please post something else so this picture isn't the thing that pops onto my monitor when I swing by to check to see if you've updated your blog. Damn...that's unsettling. Still. No matter that I've seen it a dozen times now. I checked and it seems there's been a run on brain bleach because of this. Ack!

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